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Kid Does Funny Stuff On Dental Anesthetic

Lisa — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:30:35 +0000

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Most kids around the world fear going to the dentist but you get the impression that the one in this video thoroughly enjoyed himself there, getting a nice hit from the injection of painkillers he received. Throughout the journey, the kid’s speech is slurred and he moves with the vagueness of a zombie. He comes out with such droll lines as ‘Is this real life, Dad?’, ‘I can’t see anything!’ and ‘Is this gonna be forever?’ You realize how wrecked this little kid is when he suddenly sits upright and hollers after being told to stay in his seat. After that he settles back in to his seat, semi-asleep, declaring, ‘I don’t feel tired!’ Most kids wait till they’re a little older before they start acting like this, but it looks like David’s got a taste of decadence as just a young kid. You can hear his Dad in the background of the video, making sure his son is all right and won’t get up to anything (too) stupid. Dad does his duty, his Dad thing, by telling David to stay in his seat and not to touch the area of his mouth that the dentist has operated on. Like all little kids, David is hell-bent on touching and poking his face and so there’s some real comedy mileage in the battle between Dad and son over this. Things hit a low when it appears that young David can’t see how many fingers he has. First of all he believes that he has two, to which his Dad says, ‘Good!’ then he seems to see 4. Maybe after a few hours of intense concentration he may find all 9 and a couple of thumbs there as well. Who honestly knows? We at least hope that this little kid didn’t develop a drug problem as a result of this mischievous little experience. He might well have decided that once was enough and that he wouldn’t be likely to do it again even when he gets to that age when peer pressure and coolness starts to figure strongly in kid’s lives.

Ghost Prank Brings Fear and Laughs at the Same Time

Stewie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:53:37 +0000

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This is one of the most popular viral videos out at the moment and as soon as you press the ‘play’ button you’ll realize why. Poor innocent members of the public have to endure this black-clad ghost jumping out at them from hiding places in an around a public park. The reactions of the public are so hilarious because they run away at top-speed as if they are acting in an episode of Benny Hill. One woman even sees the need to run away from the ghost even though she has a tough-looking dog with her. She obviously thought that Fido didn’t have what it took to fight off this moaning, whining ghost who seems to particularly enjoy lurking under shrubs and bursting out when people least expect it. Initially, members of the public seem only mildly spooked by the ghost’s presence, but when he starts lumbering towards them like something out of a John Carpenter movie, that’s when the public really start to get upset about the whole prank, sprinting as fast as their legs will carry them away from this appalling apparition. The piece de resistance must be a chubby guy in shorts who really doesn’t know where to run away to after he is given the diabolical treatment by the ghost who will not stop pestering him until he has obtained the right reaction for the hidden camera, for this clip must be from one of those prank shows that reaps humor from making members of the public look stupid. However, the ghost finally meets his match when a fit-looking guy in sunglasses doesn’t give the reaction that the average member of the public does. Instead, this guy does a roundhouse karate kick, narrowly missing the ghost and giving him a taste of his own frightening medicine. After that, I’d guess the ghost slunk away pretty embarrassed, with his scythe between his legs. He was probably put off scaring people for a long time and decided to take up martial arts lessons for self-defense instead.

Going to the John Japanese-Style

Lisa — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:23:39 +0000

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Most people know that Japanese humor can be pretty sick and crazy right? Well this clip really takes the cake. Unsuspecting members of the public go into a portable toilet and start doing their business in the belief that they have utmost privacy. That is until the roof of the john opens up and the floor starts elevating until, before he knows it, Joe Public is sitting with his ass or his Johnson exposed to quite a lot of other Japanese people! How embarrassing. The highlight’s got to be the second guy who, when he realizes that the world is looking at his ‘private business’ suddenly starts trying to pull his pants up as if nothing has happened which is just so goddamn funny you got to see it! Once he’s covered himself up – or covered his ass shall we say? – he just stands on the top of the john not knowing what he’s supposed to do. At least he’s luckier than the next guy who, when the floor lifts up and he’s giving a moony to the public, causes two women down below to turn and bow their heads in disgust. Seems like they didn’t appreciate this ‘toilet humor’ right? Lucky for the victim of the prank, the floor descends back down to the cover of the door and his embarrassment is at an end. The next location that this cheeky portable toilet is taken to is on top of a mountain where you’d imagine people would really need such a facility. The next victim of the prank is a poor guy who really doesn’t see the funny side; after the 10 second countdown he looks genuinely scared as the floor starts to elevate up to the top and really make a first-class, A-1 jackass of him. There is a slight alteration so that the john turns into a jet ski that launches the next hapless customer into the ocean! This has got to be the funniest moment of the whole video so make sure you go and check it out right now.

Amusing Reason to Use Condoms

Stewie — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:48:16 +0000

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Amongst all the condom joke commercials there have been, this has to be pretty highly ranked: watch this crazy kid smash a supermarket up and lie on his back howling before the killer punchline is delivered. You know from the start there’s gonna be a whole lotta trouble as the sour-faced little brat moodily dumps items into the shopping trolley while Dad (who looks a lot like a young Boris Becker) watches with sheer misery. Then brat features starts demanding sweets at the top of his voice. Dad tells him to be quiet but this is just like a red rag to a bull, the kid losing his mind and firstly pulling and pushing the trolley then doing a demolition job on the various items for sale. As the annoying little brat lies on the floor yowling like a cat with its “*&^ stuck in a mangle, the advice ‘Use condoms’ underlines Dad’s pained expression. According to You Tube, this clip was banned but I find that hard to understand. There are no rude or lewd goings-on just maybe a bit of ironic anti-child sentiment which might have been enough to get it stopped from being broadcast in certain liberal European countries who knows? The extra laughs here are added by the other customers in the supermarket who look on with incredulity at the way this terrible brat is acting up – like some feverish junky in need of a hit. They say that sugar is quite an addictive and destructive substance and overdoses of it used to make me hyperactive as a kiddy that’s for sure. The worst thing that the dad in this commercial could have done is give in to his son’s bullying and got him the sweets. As condom jokes go, this has to be up there with that classic piece of graffiti that was famous in the UK in the 1970s. In a public restroom just above a condom machine some wit had written ‘This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted’. Heh heh, those contraceptive devices will always have a whole heap of comic mileage from now until the end of time.

Crazy iPhone Blender Destruction!

Stewie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:50:18 +0000

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Are you ready for a bit of senseless anarchy? Ever been curious to know what exactly happens when you introduce a brand new iPhone to a high-speed blender? Then check this funny clip out. The tagline is that the iPhone can do so much but will it blend? The white-coated boffin in charge of the experiment is called Tom Dickson and he takes out the iPhone, puts it into the blender and presses the smoothie button. As you’d expect, the little gadget is completely destroyed as a subtitle reading ‘Don’t try this at home’ appears. We are treated to a close-up action replay during which we see every tiny piece of the broken iPhone get churned up into even tinier pieces, it’s screen shimmying off, its buttons all spraying against the blender’s walls. This process goes on and on until the destroyed cellphone is ground down into a very fine black powder. When Tom lifts the lid off the blender, nasty acrid smoke leaks from out the top of it and Tom declares that we shouldn’t breathe this in. No shit Sherlock. He then puts the black powder into a smart-looking bowl as if he’s going to serve it at a dinner party. The answer at the end of the clip is,as you would expect, ‘Yes it blends!’ No one has suggested that this might be a total waste of time and money probably because it’s so damn funny to watch. Apparently this clip was made in response to a strong demand from YouTube viewers for such an experiment to be filmed. This might make you think that there are some pretty weird people out there with peculiar notions about entertainment, or maybe there are just plenty of people who hate Apple and want to see broken iPhones at the click of a mouse. Who honestly knows why? Who cares? What else does this Tom Dickson dude get up to in his spare time? Slow-cooking laptops in microwaves? Feeding PSPs into industrial shredders? Baking webcams in breadmakers? I bet he has a lot of friends.

Little Panda Sneeze Shocks Big Panda

Lisa — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:02:48 +0000

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Who’d have thought that a harmless little panda could be so loud and scary when he sneezes? The real shock of this clip is the sheer force of the way the panda sneezes, how such a tiny wee feller can scare the living daylights out of what appears to be his mom who is sat there nursing him just as a good mom should. For a good ten seconds this little panda is sat in his mom’s lap chilling out on a carpet of straw, until he gets a touch of the old hay fever and makes a noise like a Rottweiler catching its nuts in a mousetrap. This shocks big panda mom who promptly recoils backwards, kicking her limbs up in the air. Crazy or what? What the hell did they put in that straw to make such immense panda sneezes possible? By the look of the bars in the background this sequence must have taken place in a zoo or some other place of captivity, so maybe little panda was making some ‘dirty protest’, trying to brew up enough snot to muck the cell up and send out a message of disgust about the conditions to the zookeeper. I wonder if after all this both little panda and big panda got bumped up into a penthouse suite with a silk carpet instead of straw, gold-framed windows instead of bars and caviar to eat instead of bamboo.

In China you can get the death penalty for 68 different crimes, amongst them murder, drugs trafficking and fraud, and they don’t mess about with years on death row, they take you out into the countryside shortly after you are sentenced, put a bullet in your head and, in the not so recent past, would have charged your family for the cost of it. Nice. But did you know that you could get executed in China for killing a panda? Well good luck to anyone who wants to take on this diminutive terror with the killer sneeze. If he can create this much havoc with a sneeze who knows what would happen if he, say, swung a paw or went for a bite? Potential poachers beware!

Test Your Awareness With a Moonwalking Bear

Ross — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:17:27 +0000

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If you enjoy a little challenge as well as a laugh then this clip might be interesting to you. Although I’ve slightly spoiled it by putting ‘moonwalking bear’ in the title, you’ll be able to come away from watching this commercial for Transport for London with an idea as to how aware you really are. First off, a bunch of basketball players are stood facing the camera. Then a plummy English voice asks you to watch them run around passing the ball and count how many times they make a pass. Afterwards the narrator not only tells you the answer but asks whether you saw the moonwalking bear. “What?” you ask yourself, “What’s he talking about? I didn’t see a moonwalking bear. Have we been watching the same clip?” Then all is revealed when the clip of the basketball players is replayed and yes, there is a mad-looking bear moonwalking between the basketball players as they pass the ball to each other. The whole point of the commercial to put over the fact that when you are concentrating on one thing you may not at all be aware of another. The comparison is made with cyclists in the streets of London and how drivers should be aware of them. I wonder how far they could have taken this clip, whether they could have had something a lot more crazy going on such as a bear on fire or a bear riding a motorbike. Would us viewers still not have noticed that because we were all so stuck on the basketball players? Maybe they could have had footage of major disasters like volcanoes and earthquakes playing behind the court and STILL we probably wouldn’t have noticed it, as we’d be so engrossed in these boring idiots chucking a basketball to each other. I wonder if this commercial has actually led to a reduction in traffic accidents involving bikers? More likely it has seen an increase of crashes into dumb moonwalking bears in silly furry outfits and little pug noses, especially when there are people playing basketball nearby!

Durex Commercial Leaves Nothing to the Imagination

Ross — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:12:38 +0000

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If you find sex funny but blown-up animated condoms behaving like dogs on heat even funnier then check this madcap commercial out. Created by Durex, the makers of the contraceptives, the level of detail is astonishing from the sheer range of sexual positions right down to the little squeaks the Durex doggies make when they make sweet love to each other. I counted no less than 6 sexual positions here, from the good old-fashioned missionary position to the 69 to a kind of conga line of sodomy – if these had been depicted in live action using real actors you don’t have to be a genius to know that this madcap commercial would never have made it on to TV, but hurray for Youtube! The tagline at the end of this madcap commercial is ‘Get it on’ and these dirty Durex dogs do just that with real gusto. First off there’s two of them going at it like they’re sexaholics until a third party – ominously colored orange but still in the form of a blown-up condom dog – gets a sniff of what’s going on and wants a piece of the action whereupon things get a whole lot weirder with proper threesome sex craziness. Suffice to say, these latex lapdogs collapse on the floor due to fatigue before deciding they want more and getting back into the swing of things. Along with the squeaks coming from the friction of these naughty dogs doing their business with each other, there are also little squeaks of pleasure that disturbingly enough sound like they belong in a children’s show rather than in an adult Durex commercial. I wonder if this clip will grow in popularity and these Durex dogs will become well-known across the worldwide web. They’re so funny and crazy that they really deserve the fame. They’re also so adept at sexual positions, appearing to know them all… and some more, that they might teach us humans a thing or two. Perhaps they could perform in their own TV version of the Joy of Sex? Who knows?

Lewd, Crude and Dumb Drunk Behavior

Stewie — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:09:48 +0000

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Anyone who’s ever had a drink knows how it works. You start showing off, thinking you can do much more than you actually can and before you know it, you’re bashing your head against the wall, getting straws stuck up your nose and generally making a &^*((%% of yourself. The champagne moment in this clip is a rotund guy who starts eyeing up the camera in a sexy (as he perceived it at the time anyway) way before completely losing it and collapsing upside down over a sofa. The amazing thing is that he hangs on to his little paper cup of drink all the way. A man who looks like an extra from the original 1970s Starsky and Hutch – replete with big moustache and even bigger shades – dances backwards along a hallway until he smacks his head against the wall. The look of shock on his face after all the drink-fuelled merriment is just hilarious. He is immediately followed by a quite horrific site: an obese guy dancing so vigorously that his man-breasts are wobbling. He goes on like this for a little while, no doubt drawing looks of disbelief from the public. He is dancing perilously close to the edge of a swimming pool but this clip doesn’t show him falling in. I’d bet that in reality he certainly did fall in because he looked to be hardly in control of his faculties if you know what I mean? A man – they’re all men here but why given that women can make fools of themselves just as well after a drink? – watering his garden slips up in the moisture he has created and the hose, still streaming, gets stuck between his thighs in a perfect punchline. However, this is the only sequence in the clip that looks a little staged to me – still quite side-splitting though. The grand finale is a quite ludicrous human pile-up where an attempted group hug results in three or four people climbing onto each other and falling through a porch fence.

A Series of Unfortunate Weightlifting Accidents

Ross — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:23:54 +0000

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A lot of men like to think they can be weightlifters but it’s not an easy sport to master. This clip shoes some of the funniest pitfalls and accidents that can befall the amateur, ranging from the slapstick to the downright painful. The one thing these sequences all have in common, however, is that they are extremely funny. We begin with what looks like a serious competition or at least a professional gym. The weightlifter appears to be wearing the proper gear and professional-looking staff look on. But don’t let that fool you. As soon as he raises that bar he goes toppling over backwards onto his ass and manages an almost perfect somersault. Actually, the funny things that happen after a weightlifter has made that initial lift is kind of the theme of this clip, with other stars falling flat on their stomachs or, in one case, a little boy no more than 10 losing control of the dumbbell and careening into his dad. The whole clip is set to the music of ‘Hey You Get Off Of My Cloud’ by the Rolling Stones and the lyric ‘I was sick and tired, fed up of this’ is very apt in the case of a weightlifter who looks very annoyed after the big circular weights slide off his dumbbell. Perhaps the piece de resistance of this whole clip comes at around 54 seconds when some guy who looks pretty muscular and like he knows what he’s doing utterly loses control in a very funny way. When he lets go of it, the dumbbell zooms down to the floor very quickly, trapping him beneath it. Lucky for him help is at hand and he isn’t left to try to sort himself out. Immediately after that is a lighter moment in which a dad lifts his two babies alternately, using the handles of their mobiles like weights. Very funny but perhaps not as funny as a weightlifter who has to deal with a cat slowly climbing up his leg towards his groin area.