Made You Stare

Police have released pictures of a mouse wanted for performing necrophilia on certain animals in the Herefordshire area. The pictures, presumably taken by an accomplice to the mouse were described by a criminal psychologist as ‘an evil and disturbing way for the mouse to both gloat about the crimes he has committed and to also keep as a memento to his sexual depravity’.

Police were given a lead into the case last weekend when the mouse struck again only to find that the badger he was humping wasn’t in fact dead and was just sleeping. The police hope to question the badger after they are treated for shock.